Can this really be real?!

I stumbled across these sites a few minute ago, and ... can this shit really be real?!

Grabow "Putting show biz into your biz" ...

"To book Iggy Pop or to get information about booking Iggy Pop for a corporate event, private performance, wedding or meeting please submit this form"

http://www.grabow.biz/Contemporary/Iggy-Pop.htm

Booking Entertainment "Your source for the biggest names in entertainment!" ...

"Use the Booking Entertainment. com agency to book Iggy Pop for your corporate event, private party, fundraiser, college, fair or festival. Submit a Iggy Pop Entertainment Request Form and an agent will reply within 24 hours."

http://www.bookingentertainment.com/artists/rock/Iggy-Pop.php

P.S. For all you lonely, tortured, deeply intellectual, poets out there ...

"To book Patti Smith or to get information about booking Patti Smith for a corporate event, private performance, wedding or meeting please submit this form"

http://www.grabow.biz/Contemporary/PattiSmith.htm

Hey, don't take it so hard, I'm sure Rimbaud would be doing it too.